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Bort's Come On's

posted 1/9/2009 9:27:40 AM |

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borty293

I have many rednecks in my veins and large structures to fondle your brain stem.

Many boobs have grown out of my back...not sure if I'm comming or going.

Open your radio programs and tune me in.

I like long crawls on the beach under the star filled daytime.

I have many lint deposits in my secret spots...vaccum me baby..

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Lisa46

Jan 9 @ 10:23AM

OMG I'm starting to understand you!

sugarnspice005

Jan 9 @ 10:33AM

borty293

Jan 9 @ 11:11AM

You have stirred my loins ...bake me..

Sunshine79

Jan 9 @ 12:39PM

Wow.....I wanna be just like Borty!

max49

Jan 9 @ 1:57PM

Dear Professor Pan T. Borty;
I would like to take this time to thank you for not selling the panty van to Chuck and giving me the chance to soup it up and make a race van out of it. It is to my greatest satisfaction to inform you that the souping up of the van is complete. It is an awesome machine. It will lay skid marks like you wouldn't believe. This should make Straddle a very happy man. By the way I hope you have picked up the secret ingredient for getting skid marks out of panties. I believe this new excursion into panty cleaning will go very well and the panty van will become a very essential part of the panty business. It will be great for the advertisement of the business. Thank you again for your confidence in me for the work of souping up the panty van and for giving me the job of delivering the panties after you have cleaned them and also for your confidence in me for driving the panty van to victory at the race track.
Your humble employee and panty van driver,
Max

borty293

Jan 9 @ 4:02PM

Thanks Max....I'm working in the panty laboratory to make a skidless panty and I have no doubt that you will win at the race track and fly the panty flag proudly.

theSkwirl

Jan 9 @ 4:25PM

I love long crawls on the beach under a fish filled sky! Maybe we can get together?

flavorbuster

Jan 9 @ 5:47PM

Boobs growing out the back is a little odd but you only worry if they start growing in the front ... You write some funny stuff

StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 8:16PM

Ya lost me after the first line...

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