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posted 1/7/2009 4:30:32 AM |
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I got this from one of my friends and I thought it was good enough to share. This is all SO true!



(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 7 @ 5:24AM  
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

Oh yeah, I have run into some of these before...



whisperingcomet

Jan 7 @ 7:10AM  
If we did nt use these statements, we would be in prison for murder...
Txjim4u2

Jan 7 @ 8:22AM  
Been there done that For a man to get what he wants from a woman he must walk quietly...carry a small stick...and always answer "yes mam"
max49

Jan 7 @ 8:54AM  
Yep I'm afraid these are all true statements. Thank you for sharing. You may have just saved a youngster his life LOL.
themama

Jan 7 @ 11:41AM  
Yeppers we use them lol.....
Sunshine79

Jan 7 @ 12:53PM  
You forgot one....

LEAVE ME ALONE: Meaning you better come over here and apologize and hug me or else!

sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 1:43PM  
These are so true!
casuallylooking

Jan 7 @ 2:07PM  
Yeap..guilty of all the above at one time or another.

There are days I actually feel sorry for men.....well, except for when any of the above situations occur........ ....
Sorry guys, couldn't resist.

Luckily the only ones I have used with Griz...so far.. ....are 2 and 7.

kudos....
theSkwirl

Jan 7 @ 3:22PM  
Whatever!


heh.. well .. it's better than screaming and carving their hearts out with a spoon, no?
flavorbuster

Jan 7 @ 6:16PM  
I believe the following statements to be true for which I concur
casuallylooking

Jan 7 @ 7:00PM  
it's better than screaming and carving their hearts out with a spoon, no?
True.......however I have to admit, I've never considered the spoon idea. I'm thinking it would take up quite a bit of my time and just make my mood worse. lmao

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