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posted 1/6/2009 10:34:34 PM |
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To impress a man in bed.. do you.....

# 1 take off his fruit of the looms with scissors..

#2 compliment every part of his body except whats in your mouth

#3 show him why your called the mouth

#4 your as country as yeast infections

#5 you use the neighbor for marathon sex

#6 and finaly................

you take extra time chewing his nuts so you can tell him you just fucked the neighbor

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Jan 6 @ 10:42PM  
extra time chewing his nuts

Not sure why this part made me horny, but it did. As sensitive as they are I would prefer her to bite and chew my nipples and cock.

As for the other stuff, pretty funny!

Jan 6 @ 10:52PM  
...none of those seem the right fit to describe what I do...

Jan 6 @ 10:55PM  
you must be the first man Ive met whoes never had his nut stuck in a big mouth woman

Jan 6 @ 10:57PM  
just keep makin cake an you will be fine....

Jan 6 @ 11:00PM  
you must be the first man Ive met whoes never had his nut stuck in a big mouth woman

Oh no. Actually most of the women I have been with including Kim have sucked my balls. But like I said, I'm pretty sensitive there and would prefer them sucking my cock instead. lol

Jan 6 @ 11:11PM  
HEY....I agree...
Id rather have my cock sucked than my balls..
but when there in her mouth ...try pulling em
If shes good its like liquid draino...
its going down and you cant stop it.......

Jan 6 @ 11:21PM  
I plead the 5th!

Jan 7 @ 8:49AM  
Hey Sunshine...I'll share that fifth with ya hehehe.

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