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posted 1/6/2009 7:10:52 AM |
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN..
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You're not sure if these are jokes.

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max49

Jan 6 @ 8:49AM  
Cootiesprayer

Jan 6 @ 9:18AM  
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot

, i purposely park close to the posts with the letters on them, i try to always pick A that way when I leave the store I always remember.

Oh these are funny thanks, I needed a good laugh.
casuallylooking

Jan 6 @ 9:27AM  
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You're not sure if these are jokes.
Well thanks for ruining my day, OHT... Now I'm just going to go back to bed, I feel the need for a nap........maybe because I just realized I'm OLD.... ........

and I thought friends were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. lol
Sunshine79

Jan 6 @ 10:17AM  
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door

I'd piss my pants laughing if that happened!
themama

Jan 6 @ 11:08AM  
NightOfOld

Jan 6 @ 11:38AM  

How dare you tell everyone about me.
borty293

Jan 6 @ 5:28PM  
Is this the internet...or the tv..??????????
flavorbuster

Jan 6 @ 5:57PM  
going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face .....
StraddleMyNose

Jan 6 @ 10:53PM  
These are pretty funny!
Looking4ever

Jan 6 @ 11:31PM  
Oh, good! I was getting worried that I might be getting old. Apparently not!

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