Ya DIG?? posted 1/5/2009 8:57:13 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, funny, laugh, sunshine

Sunshine79

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else comes over and digs in your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why can't women have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??

S: Why don't men like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

S: Why is making love carried out in private?
F: Would you dig you nose out in public? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the the other way round!

S: Is it true that women love big dicks?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

ARE YOU DIGGING ENOUGH ?

Ok, that was lame....hope you enjoyed anyway!

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