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  Sunshine79

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else comes over and digs in your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why can't women have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??

S: Why don't men like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

S: Why is making love carried out in private?
F: Would you dig you nose out in public? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the the other way round!

S: Is it true that women love big dicks?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

ARE YOU DIGGING ENOUGH ?

Ok, that was lame....hope you enjoyed anyway!

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flavorbuster

Jan 5 @ 9:04PM  
Cant dig .... no shovel It was funny
Sunshine79

Jan 5 @ 9:54PM  
Cant dig .... no shovel


I gots a shovel you can borrow!!!
flavorbuster

Jan 5 @ 9:58PM  
LOL !!!! My tool doesn't dig up dirt it just buries itself in the sand .......
NightOfOld

Jan 5 @ 10:02PM  

themama

Jan 5 @ 10:41PM  
That was lame but really funny got me laughing..
StraddleMyNose

Jan 6 @ 3:40AM  
Cootiesprayer

Jan 6 @ 9:29AM  
cute sunshine. :>)
onehornytoad69

Jan 6 @ 11:32AM  

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