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posted 1/5/2009 7:53:32 AM |
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Just finished knitting some woolen body socks for my singing worms. The City wants to hire them to serenade people at bus stops on their way to work in the mornings. We have several show tunes in our repetoire and we plan to do a concert on earth day.

I am presently attempting to train bull frogs to sing barbershop but their complete indifference astounds me. All they do is sit there and croak once in a while and its starting to piss me off.. I was thinking of asking Bunny to make little froggie panties ...maybe that would cheer them up...she is after all the true inventor of the six cup bra.

I understand that Chuck was inquiring if the Panty Van is for sale...don't get your hopes up Chuck..Max practically lives in the damn thing and I think he has plans to soup it up and take it to that race track he drives around on.

Well ...that's the news from the Bort household and remember a life without panties is meaningless....your truly Professor Pan.T. Borty

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Jan 5 @ 9:32AM  
Thank you Professor Pan.T. Borty. I do plan on souping up the panty van and racing it but I thought there for a minute you were going to sell it to Chuck. Thank you for not taking my home...umm I mean my race van away.

Jan 5 @ 9:38AM  

Jan 5 @ 9:54AM  
Pervia Panty Van all souped up.....WOW!

Jan 5 @ 11:00AM  
Don't worry Max ...I would never take your race van away...besides it will be a good advertisement for Pervia ...we can paint panties on the van and put Sunshines pic of her dildo's on the roof....

Jan 5 @ 1:59PM  
Froggie Panties on the way! I love a colabortyation! Maybe they aren't cooperating cause you have taken them off their lily pads?! Maybe we could recreate those lily pads so they are movable and that will give them the comfort zone needed to perform at the bus stops! Back to the panty idea...hmmm, just a few tweaks here and there and you will be good to go! Kisses for inviting me to participate!

Jan 5 @ 7:03PM  

Since the Van is not available. Us Frogs shall continue to not co-operate.

Jan 5 @ 7:46PM  
I new sooner or later you were gonna jump in here Chuck...maybe we should all chip in and get Chuck a Van....

Jan 5 @ 7:47PM  
I successfuly trained bull frogs once , perhaps
you all remember them...

Jan 6 @ 3:51AM  
remember a life without panties is meaningless

Especially skidmark stained panties...

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