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posted 1/4/2009 6:16:57 AM |
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Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . . . ..





'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'





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onehornytoad69

Jan 4 @ 8:45AM  
cute... thx!
theSkwirl

Jan 4 @ 10:40AM  
ohhhh so THAT's what does it..
Sunshine79

Jan 4 @ 11:09AM  
Thought it might have been something in the water....
flavorbuster

Jan 4 @ 3:42PM  
I guess they were looking for the light @ the end of the tunnel
straddle_fun

Jan 4 @ 3:57PM  
It's the lack of a 52" TV...
StraddleMyNose

Jan 4 @ 7:09PM  
Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky

Hey, that's not too far away from my county... lol
budman701

Jan 4 @ 9:07PM  
OK....Im turnin out the lights now...

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