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Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #2

posted 1/3/2009 3:59:39 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Happy Nude Rear, to any who have not already been wished so. I hope this year brings you all lots of fun and umm fun. and hmm some fun!

Pervia has seemed to be getting a bit stale lately, Must be the Holidaze Effect. You know where you run yourself ragged and then got nothin sexy to say at all? Yeah, that must be the thing.. either that or y'all are hordin the fudge and Xmas cookies.

The SS (Sekret Skwirls) have been investigating the cause of a sudden outbreak of Nigerianitis in Pervia. They had been thought to have been eradicated but it seems as if they just shifted from mailing women back to mailing men.

It seems that some Mad Cows with a serious Meth Habit have been hunting Borty through the streets of town. Either that or he seriously needs to lay off the eggnog. If anyone spots a Meth Addicted Cow attempting to eat any kind of corpse around here, please report it to DKW as it's his job to police that sort of behavior.

It was good to see Lovable and Luna get their adorable fannies back in the fold this last few weeks. It was also nice to find out that Purp, DMB and Beefy aren't dead.. just off doing other things for their own reasons.

Anyway .. I haven't got much to say except.. pay your taxes or .. you know the drill.

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rnj1013

Jan 3 @ 4:09PM  
I didn't hear about purple prophet what's he up to? I'm glad he's ok
hopon

Jan 3 @ 4:12PM  
Great Blog and funny too!! kudos to you!
sugarnspice005

Jan 3 @ 4:23PM  
No meth cows in this area.

oh, yeah, gotta pay my taxes.
onehornytoad69

Jan 3 @ 4:25PM  
Taxes are Paid!!!
Life does tend to get busy this/that time of year...but time goes on...and ppl will have more free time!!!
Where is WoW?

On the Other "hand" ...Yall Ladies wanna fuck? just saying...
ynot7769

Jan 3 @ 4:28PM  
and what if we don't pay up ????
borty293

Jan 3 @ 5:34PM  
Their Jersey cows that speak with a Brooklyn accent...gives me the creeps.
ynot7769

Jan 3 @ 5:39PM  
they tawk wit a brooklyn acent? damn it call da dawgs to catch em
girlcountry

Jan 3 @ 5:43PM  
Yanno, I was just thinking the same thing today, Ms Prezident!! Things have gotten stale around here!! I need to make some phone calls and check in with some people, but I haven't found a spare minute yet!!

And I'm paying my taxes now....don't need any SS cummin' after me!!
MUDSHARK450

Jan 3 @ 6:46PM  
Happy New Year Prez. I hope your holidays were sweet. Tax paid although I will have to pay a bunch more soon.
lunanegra

Jan 3 @ 7:50PM  
Well,is there any way we can suggest a Sexy Stimulus package to renew faith in the country? I know I mentioned this before,but I like stimulating "packages"...its my favoritest thing,yanno
ladybootscooter

Jan 3 @ 8:00PM  
Hey my lil squirrely girl! Just some winter blahs and after holidaze shock gots ahold of some of the fellow Pervians is all! Before you know it Springtime will be putting a little spring in everyone's step, Just wait an see! In the meantimes, here's a hot cuppa cocoa (w/marshymallows and a shot a Baileys) prop ya feet up, stay inside and make some body heat! Shiny green thingy to ya tho, don't wanna get into trouble with the Government 'round here!
Looking4ever

Jan 3 @ 10:40PM  
Don't really have anything to contribute but happy nude rear to you too...and here's your cookie.
soft_touch938

Jan 4 @ 12:21AM  
GIMME GIMME GIMME...story of my life...ok awready...one nut cummin' up...(drops it in the snail mail....makes her wait for it....hehehehe.... )

Yeah I think it'll liven up once we all get squared away and the holiday over-indulging coma wears off.

Things are changing in my lil world so soon I should have more time to be rowdy, raucous, retrospective, raw and rebellious....hmmmm....did you know rag bag is in the dictionary?? Well do tell.... (yeah I cheated....used my trusty old dictionary... )

It's time to have fun folks...by order of da Skwirl Prez....
flavorbuster

Jan 4 @ 12:36AM  
enjoy the nude rear skwirl who's ever it may be
casuallylooking

Jan 4 @ 1:45AM  
Haven't had much time to be online lately..... Been a little preoccupied and busy hibernating with a certain bear.

But best wishes for a Happy New Year AND a Happy Nude Rear right back to you Skwirl...

btw, really happy to hear Purple is alright, I was worried about him......... the others too, but I didn't know they were missing in action.
Blueyesprkln

Jan 4 @ 2:47AM  
Better late than never, here's my little green nut.
1bunny629

Jan 4 @ 3:54AM  
Sunshine79

Jan 4 @ 10:50AM  
Who said what about PP? I still don't know where he is!!
sundance64

Jan 4 @ 11:10AM  
Hippy Nude Rear to you too! Sorry to all, no cards where sent so don't feel left out. I got the lazies and the thought of licking all those envelopes and stamps just got too overwhelming. So I got some flavored body paint and licked Canu's...well, anyways, it was a good time.
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 4 @ 11:47AM  
and what if we don't pay up ????


Do ya really wanna know...? (have sound on )
StraddleMyNose

Jan 4 @ 6:58PM  
Where is WoW?

Yeah, where is Bruce? That must be one hell of a shit he's taking...

Sorry, Bruce, I couldn't resist...
Cootiesprayer

Jan 5 @ 2:21PM  
Happy new year to theskwirl. Hope you got everything you wanted dear.
lunanegra

Jan 5 @ 3:13PM  
Yeah, where is Bruce?

Thirded. I miss his salty and cantankerous ways..but most of all his support and wisdom. Bruce come back,we miss you!

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Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #2