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posted 1/2/2009 6:29:49 PM |
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It was frightful seeing all those cow's on meth eating people on New Years. They would have eaten me if it hadn't been for my invention...The Six Cup Bra.

No indication of their rampage on the news. Probably one of those government cover ups.

And if I see one more time somebody say they like long walks on the beach...I'm gonna send some of those cows right to their doorstep.

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Jan 2 @ 6:33PM  
still making me laugh in 2009!!!! kudos to you Borty!

Jan 2 @ 7:08PM  

Jan 2 @ 7:20PM  
holy cow! news to me! and anal sex is the shit, boy!

Jan 2 @ 7:42PM  
I love walking my cow on the beach....
and I love the six cup bra.....I carry my six pack in it

Jan 2 @ 8:36PM  
a 6 cup bra would so be good news for my love of Heineken.......
Where can I purchase one?

Jan 2 @ 9:15PM  
Go to www.cow
there is even an insulated version.......

Jan 3 @ 6:11AM  
A six cup bra would be proud to say Got Milk !!!

Jan 3 @ 1:02PM  
but...I like long walks on beaches.

*hurries up to barricade house with electric barbed wire to keep the rampaging cows out of my yard*


Jan 3 @ 2:06PM  
I hate to have to tell you, but I came up with the 6 Cup Bra in 1992. I was designing bikinis for my pups to wear at the pool...I am sure yours are Udderly gorgeous, and I admire your creativity.

Jan 3 @ 3:35PM  
But... Bort.. can't we have Anal Sex on the beach? Please?? I promise to be gentle!!!

Jan 4 @ 7:39PM  
Oh no you don't! We have plenty of those meth cows here in good 'ole Scioto county...

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