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In Defense of Herself

posted 12/27/2008 7:26:41 AM |
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband
in bed with another woman...

Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of
their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if
she had anything to say in defense of herself.

"Well, Your Honor," she began coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could
fuck, he could fly!"

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onehornytoad69

Dec 27 @ 7:35AM  
cute.. thx!
Sunshine79

Dec 27 @ 8:20AM  
OMG....LMAO!
Lisa46

Dec 27 @ 9:01AM  
yep she has a point there
ynot7769

Dec 27 @ 1:24PM  
now THAT'S funny
1bunny629

Dec 27 @ 1:34PM  
theSkwirl

Dec 27 @ 1:38PM  
Sounds like he flew just fine.. it was the landing he needed practice on. She can't be held responsible for his lousy landing can she?
texastigress

Dec 27 @ 4:05PM  
This was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
alybai42

Dec 27 @ 5:22PM  
That is a new one to me..
straddle_fun

Dec 27 @ 5:42PM  

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