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posted 12/26/2008 9:05:19 PM |
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or maybe kinda remember trying this
so Christmas has passed
toss one together for the New Year
or Monday - Wednesday - no - not Wednesday
humpin' ta be done
try it tonight

Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. CHERRY MISTMAS !!

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xquseme

Dec 26 @ 9:15PM  
Straining your nuts is always a hazard, especially when tequila is involved...
samclaunts

Dec 27 @ 1:55AM  
you been watching me cook good blog
onehornytoad69

Dec 27 @ 7:37AM  
StraddleMyNose

Dec 27 @ 3:54PM  
- Wednesday - no - not Wednesday
humpin' ta be done
try it tonight

Okay, any ladies out there that want to hump me tonight while I eat you out?

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