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posted 12/26/2008 6:30:56 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the Crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

She was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself.


Men never learn!

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budman701

Dec 26 @ 6:44PM  
Heck with the frozen crab...
I like to hunt them with my tounge
chris801

Dec 26 @ 6:48PM  
OUCH!!!!!!!
asnet

Dec 26 @ 8:35PM  
O yes we do ... never give crabs to a bitch twice.

flavorbuster

Dec 26 @ 8:55PM  
..... Having crabs that big hanging off your balls would painfully defy gravity
theSkwirl

Dec 26 @ 8:56PM  
Yeah and obviously they have more shame than some women cuz Ida said.. hey them r my crabs.. give em back.
manwithoutahorse

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Dec 26 @ 9:39PM  
I would've tried of they were my crabs or not. Think of the street pub I'd have gotten if people really thought I had been with a stewardess?
borty293

Dec 26 @ 10:05PM  
I gots pet crabs...
1bunny629

Dec 27 @ 2:24AM  
shyone_4u699

Dec 27 @ 5:14AM  
I guess his actions toward the stewardess kinda asked for that. The prick just got what he adked for. Absolutely sounds like something that SunShine and some of the other ladies in here would do.

Several years ago, I stopped at a rural service station for gas and neededf to use the men's room. Luckily, I only had to take a leak because the sanitation was sorely lacking. I notice that someone had drawn a block on the wall about a foot square and inside that block they had written these words. " Ain't no use to stand on the seat. The crabs in here jump 10 feet." Needless to say, I made a very quick exit..
StraddleMyNose

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Dec 27 @ 3:37PM  
Oh Megan, that was bad!

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