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A Tribute to the American Redneck

posted 12/24/2008 5:23:59 PM |

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BlueEyes708

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to..

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elde rs and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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hot4you120

Dec 24 @ 5:30PM

well you caught me im a red neck i love God and am not afarid to say it

msvoluptuos

Dec 24 @ 5:31PM

Merry Christmas......Count me as a PROUD Redneck!!!

onehornytoad69

Dec 24 @ 6:09PM

I'm Proud to be an RedNeck...then!!!!!
I Love God...and I will say Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!
And Merry CHRISTMAS to Yall!!! & God Bless!

straddle_fun

Dec 24 @ 6:31PM

Even though I grew up in Brooklyn, New York I consider myself a redneck...Love this country and everything about it...spend 4 years defending our freedom

But also like the redneck side where "you know your a redneck if you go to a job interview with a six pack"...

Anyway thanks for enlighting me...Great blog...

girlcountry

Dec 24 @ 6:48PM

Proud Redneck here!!!!!

theSkwirl

Dec 24 @ 6:59PM

Gawd bless my purty red neck.

And all y'allsn's too.

earthquake501

Mar 2 @ 12:41PM

I didn't know that I was a redneck until now. Damned proud to be a redneck.

Wordsofwit

Mar 2 @ 12:49PM

You've never burned an American flag

I doubt that are hundred people in this country that have burned an American flag (excluding the military and law enforcement as that is how you are supposed to dispose of old dilapidated flags and who is supposed to burn them).

Cootiesprayer

Mar 2 @ 1:09PM

Wow, I was a redneck & didn't even know it! Absolutely wonderful blog & GOD BLESS AMERICA

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