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posted 12/23/2008 11:28:29 AM |
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  Lisa46


As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name
is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.



He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Indiana and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"

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Sunshine79

Dec 23 @ 12:36PM  
LMAO, hey....she was just tryin' to help, give the poor blonde a break!!!
theSkwirl

Dec 23 @ 12:44PM  
dmbchick420

Dec 23 @ 12:49PM  
LMAO

"losing your load"...hmmm....sounds like a personal problem?!?!?!
Wordsofwit

Dec 23 @ 12:56PM  
That is cute but it was quite easy to anticipate the punch line.
1bunny629

Dec 23 @ 1:48PM  
I didn't even think about that!!!!!!!! Ha!...do I have a little Blond in me? Nope...I go for the dark haired men....and it better not be LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
onehornytoad69

Dec 23 @ 2:51PM  
cute... thx!!!
ynot7769

Dec 23 @ 7:21PM  
omg we seen her chasin a truck up state route 37 north in an ice storm
sugarnspice005

Dec 23 @ 8:36PM  
That was cute!!!!!
straddle_fun

Dec 23 @ 8:54PM  

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