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posted 12/23/2008 3:56:08 AM |
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After reading a very alarming blog by my friend Straddle called End of Days, I felt compelled to find a solution and sprang to action in my Laboratory.

I have sown 784000 satin granny panties together from my own personal collection in order to produce a gigantic Solar Sail. It is designed to redirect sunlight to the northern hemisphere and will stimulate plant grow thereby providing our agricultural needs.

I've just got off the phone with the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasedena California and they advised me of their intention to launch the Panty Solar Sail by spring of 2009. As a result, my panty stores are almost depleted.

Please send all available panties to...
Professor Pan.T.Borty
Bortyville , Canada.

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Dec 23 @ 4:35AM  

Borty, I knew you would come through for us...

Dec 23 @ 8:37AM  
So does that mean that you want just granny panties or any kind of panties?

Gotta know what kind ya need, yanno!!!

Dec 23 @ 9:53AM  
I'm gonna go all around ton placing "Panties 4 Research" boxes all over....I'll send them to you!

Dec 23 @ 10:20AM  
they make satin granny panties???

Dec 23 @ 10:22AM  
the Panty Solar Sail
Carl Sagan just rolled over in his grave...

Dec 23 @ 1:19PM  
Thx Man...! What would we do with!!!?
There is hope for "US" yet!!!!

Dec 23 @ 1:41PM  
Sorry. I have no granny panties to send.

Dec 23 @ 1:56PM  
Sorry Honey...I am all out of panties...I quit wearin them as part of my downsizing!

Dec 23 @ 5:50PM  
Sorry Borty, I gave up the Granny Panties when i decided i wanted to dress sexy.

Dec 23 @ 8:39PM  
Yay! Borty to the rescue!

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