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Why a christmas ornament is better than a woman

posted 12/22/2008 9:25:49 PM |
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  budman701

It comes with a BOX you can call your own

You can hang it with out getting arrested

When your tired of it you can buy a new one for a dollar

You can get it in the car with out paying 20 bucks

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Wordsofwit

Dec 22 @ 9:39PM  
When you are done using it, you can put it away for 11 months and it will still be there for you when you want to use it again.
budman701

Dec 22 @ 9:43PM  
that is so true..
and for the married guys out there..
you can sneek it in bed without your wife ever knowing...
1bunny629

Dec 22 @ 10:12PM  
Ornaments are generic...the same can be said for a man...nighty night...do't remember your name, where you came from or what is your name. You loked pretty when I saw you in the store, but now that I am done with you..let your as hit the door!
beefygoblin

Dec 23 @ 12:00AM  
Where is the love?

Just remember christmas ornaments only give you pleasure once a year...



Dam I need to get laid...I'm turning into a pussy.
flavorbuster

Dec 23 @ 12:01AM  
Nothing is better than a woman ask Cybil.....
1bunny629

Dec 23 @ 1:05AM  
....
let your as hit the door!
...see...I can't evem be mean...I meant ass...not as...HA! too funny....
Sunshine79

Dec 23 @ 9:13AM  
When you are done using it, you can put it away for 11 months and it will still be there for you when you want to use it again.

Go Bruce!

OMG, Budman, your hilarious!!!!

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