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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man

posted 12/22/2008 7:48:19 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?


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It's always erect,
Stays up for almost a month, day and night....
Has cute balls,
And even looks good with the lights on!


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straddle_fun

Dec 22 @ 7:56PM  
Hey I resemble that remark... ..you forgot to mention a tree also has an angel sitting on it's face... ...I want to be a tree when i come back to this world...
NightOfOld

Dec 22 @ 8:00PM  

Thought you were talking about me, .. till I got to the part where only for a month.


hot4you120

Dec 22 @ 8:05PM  
you also forgot that the tree gets lots of SUNSHINE on its face
asnet

Dec 22 @ 8:08PM  
asnet

Dec 22 @ 8:09PM  
StraddleMyNose

Dec 22 @ 8:34PM  
Okay, go and try to fuck a Christmas tree....see if I care...



Pornosaurus

Dec 22 @ 8:35PM  
Are my balls cute?
RevDocLove

Dec 22 @ 9:06PM  
Sweetie...EVERYBODY knows that
Wordsofwit

Dec 22 @ 9:40PM  
A Christmas tree always smells nice also.
aftershox

Dec 22 @ 10:10PM  
...but you still "pine" a way for a man...
budman701

Dec 22 @ 10:22PM  
The only time I would ever take sloppy seconds
is if it smelled like PINE-SOL...
clickedanad2

Dec 22 @ 10:48PM  
can a tree pull your hair while smackin' your ass
well?
Ms. Don't Ask For Pics Cuz I'm Not Sendin' Em
CAN IT ? ? ? ?
flavorbuster

Dec 22 @ 11:50PM  
That's a cute laugh sweetie !!!! What it represents makes it creator of man
beefygoblin

Dec 23 @ 12:01AM  
It's always erect,
Stays up for almost a month, day and night....
Has cute balls,
And even looks good with the lights on


What about me does this not describe?

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