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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man

posted 12/22/2008 7:48:19 PM |

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Sunshine79

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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

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It's always erect,
Stays up for almost a month, day and night....
Has cute balls,
And even looks good with the lights on!

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straddle_fun

Dec 22 @ 7:56PM

Hey I resemble that remark... ..you forgot to mention a tree also has an angel sitting on it's face... ...I want to be a tree when i come back to this world...

NightOfOld

Dec 22 @ 8:00PM

Thought you were talking about me, .. till I got to the part where only for a month.

hot4you120

Dec 22 @ 8:05PM

you also forgot that the tree gets lots of SUNSHINE on its face

asnet

Dec 22 @ 8:08PM

asnet

Dec 22 @ 8:09PM

StraddleMyNose

Dec 22 @ 8:34PM

Okay, go and try to fuck a Christmas tree....see if I care...

Pornosaurus

Dec 22 @ 8:35PM

Are my balls cute?

RevDocLove

Dec 22 @ 9:06PM

Sweetie...EVERYBODY knows that

Wordsofwit

Dec 22 @ 9:40PM

A Christmas tree always smells nice also.

aftershox

Dec 22 @ 10:10PM

...but you still "pine" a way for a man...

budman701

Dec 22 @ 10:22PM

The only time I would ever take sloppy seconds
is if it smelled like PINE-SOL...

clickedanad2

Dec 22 @ 10:48PM

can a tree pull your hair while smackin' your ass
well?
Ms. Don't Ask For Pics Cuz I'm Not Sendin' Em
CAN IT ? ? ? ?

flavorbuster

Dec 22 @ 11:50PM

That's a cute laugh sweetie !!!! What it represents makes it creator of man

beefygoblin

Dec 23 @ 12:01AM

It's always erect,
Stays up for almost a month, day and night....
Has cute balls,
And even looks good with the lights on

What about me does this not describe?

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