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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of
holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

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Dec 19 @ 8:10PM  

I got a great recipe for catfish...but it involves a board and some nails...

Dec 19 @ 9:15PM  
I got a great recipe for catfish...but it involves a board and some nails...

No Bud, that was CARP!!!!

That was a great joke CLick, greenie for you!!

Dec 19 @ 9:27PM  
I thought it was a headboard and leather
oh - nevermind
that's how you toast Sunshine's buns
now about those pics ................................

Dec 19 @ 9:54PM  
fucking funny right there

Dec 19 @ 10:19PM  

My best friend is Catholic...she would get a good laugh out of this.

Dec 20 @ 12:22AM  
Bubba wasn't so dumb after all........

drops kudo on the way out..

Dec 20 @ 1:17AM  
good one.... thx!

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