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  dmbchick420

A friend of mine sent this to me and I wanted to share......

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they’re more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Words of wisdom, hmmm?

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wtxman

Dec 19 @ 9:48AM  
I've learned that Shit happens.

I've learned that It is what it is.

onehornytoad69

Dec 19 @ 9:49AM  
so true!!! thx for sharing!!!!
Wordsofwit

Dec 19 @ 10:07AM  
I have learned that if a woman ugly is ugly when I have been drinking, I don't want to see her in the morning when I'm not.
Sunshine79

Dec 19 @ 10:23AM  
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

Fuck, it's not only long been faded, but m oney didn't take it's place.....My vibrators did!
theSkwirl

Dec 19 @ 11:21AM  
I have learned that... people .. as a species .. are incredibly annoying.
RevDocLove

Dec 19 @ 11:21AM  
Ain't it all da' troof???
girlcountry

Dec 19 @ 11:28AM  
I've learned that the more I'm around people....the better I like my dog!!
Looking4ever

Dec 19 @ 11:30AM  
Why does life keep trying to teach me lessons I have no desire to learn?
sugarnspice005

Dec 19 @ 1:29PM  
I've learned that the more I'm around people....the better I like my dog!!


StraddleMyNose

Dec 19 @ 2:16PM  
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Oh yeah, I learned this the hard way. I had a few women stalk me until I caved in a few years back.
1bunny629

Dec 19 @ 2:33PM  
I have learned when you feel you need to ask why...there is no reason.

I have learned humans are creatures of habit...so pick a good habit and stick to it.

I have learned that the one in the group that talks the loudest, feeling free to inturupt everyone, and belittle all...is the one who is most insecure.

I have learned that regardless of a situation it affects more people then just you...

I have learned never to question the obvious...it stirs up more than just the obvious.

I have learned I can go on and on and on, but I have already wore out my welcome...so I will leave.

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