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posted 12/18/2008 9:13:16 PM |
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Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00.The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'Chuck said, 'Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'Chuck grew up and works for the government.

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budman701

Dec 18 @ 9:31PM  
LMFAO...So dam truthful
wtxman

Dec 18 @ 9:45PM  
PFG
girlcountry

Dec 18 @ 9:48PM  
Ain't that the truth!!
theSkwirl

Dec 18 @ 9:51PM  
Best joke I've heard all day!
samclaunts

Dec 18 @ 10:03PM  
got a green thingey for that one good job
sam
NightOfOld

Dec 18 @ 10:27PM  

But I no longer work for the Government.


Green thing my friend.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 18 @ 11:17PM  
DeDe54

Dec 18 @ 11:39PM  


damn i need to give a kudo!!
straddle_fun

Dec 19 @ 3:31AM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 19 @ 7:22AM  
good one...thx!
Sunshine79

Dec 19 @ 8:28AM  
LMAO....that was funny!

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