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posted 12/18/2008 12:36:38 AM |
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As many of you know ..I lost the election on the Panty ticket. Guess people just aren't ready for a panty revolution just yet. Oh well ..there's always 2012.

Many have emailed and asked ..Bort, whats new for the Christmas season. Well I'm happy to tell you that my new line of Singing Panties are ready for distribution.

In the panty laboratory I discovered a microbe that emits sound and have embedded them in the lining of the fabric. Each microbe is assigned a specific note, resulting in a sound resembling the Mormon Tabenacle Choir. Tiny fingerlike projections respond to your emotional mood and the microbes sing the appropriate tune.

I wish to take this opportunity to wish each of you a Very Merry Christmas..

Always improving your life...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Dec 18 @ 12:52AM  
Professor Pan T. Borty,
I've just finished my free two week trial preview of your newest product, the illustrious "Singing Panty" While they really do sound quite entertaining ( I really enjoyed the pair that played "Wipe Out") I found them to be highly impractical for daily wear. I've been asked to discontinue their use at work, and I'm counting the days until I'm legally allowed back in the local library. The Barry Manilow Christmas edition however proved quite handy while out caroling this holiday season. Unfortunately while I've been a loyal customer all these years, in consideration of the disastrous outcome of the Prof Pan T's electrical panties (the scars are healing nicely tho) and the multiple surgeries to repair all damage done by the Prof. Borty nipple enlargers bras, I fear I will have to pass on this latest technological wonder! But, please keep me on your free trial list for future inventions!
A loyal customer,
Lady Bootscooter

Dec 18 @ 2:18AM  

Dang Borty; I was hoping to be appointed to your cabinet. " Oh Well "

I better order some of those panties, incase I ever find a good woman.
Fo they come in the edible version. ?

Here's A greenie for you.

Dec 18 @ 5:10AM  
hell i love my panties....and we voted for YOU

Dec 18 @ 9:09AM  
How about Mistletoe Panties?? One with a mistletoe down there......ya know?

Dec 18 @ 9:51AM  
I voted for you 147 times, sorry i tried to help

Dec 18 @ 1:15PM  
I voted for ya Borty... but i gotta tell you.. my Star Spangled Bananer panties have got to go.. every time I get set down I gotta stand back up!!!

Can I get a pair that plays the Pervian Nat. Anthem?

Dec 18 @ 2:20PM  
I am always interested in new matter what the outcome...ya haven't done anything unless you have tried! All I am looking for now is panties full of rocks, so when I pour bourbon down my throat I won't get in trouble for drinkin it straight...awww hell, I can just go out in the driveway to find my rocks...don't waste your wish is trivial...Merry Christmas...Bourbon on the Rocks please! Ha!...I get to say...I came with my own!

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