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Breeding Bulls (What You Should Know)

posted 12/17/2008 1:53:57 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs... She smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week!- You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day... You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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Men...hope you all learned something from this!!

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soft_touch938

Dec 17 @ 2:12PM  
This just struck my funnybone Thanks for sharing. Even earned ya one of those green thingys...
ynot7769

Dec 17 @ 2:29PM  
So Ur Sayin She Dont Appreciate Cow Humor? Maybe Deep Down Shes A Veggen??
zena343

Dec 17 @ 4:39PM  
MsHelle

Dec 17 @ 4:53PM  
and oldie but a goodie and almost made me pop my stitches! Xmas Greenie for ya

Helle
StraddleMyNose

Dec 17 @ 10:12PM  
Pretty funny, Megan
onehornytoad69

Dec 18 @ 12:01AM  
max49

Dec 18 @ 7:39AM  

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Breeding Bulls (What You Should Know)