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The Pervian National Anthem

posted 12/15/2008 10:00:16 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Oh Pervia
My dick is hard come fuck me
Oh Pervia
I want nothing more than just a lay
Oh Pervia
There's no one real on this site
Oh Pervia
Are all the women gay?

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Oh Pervia
I copy and pasted wannas
Oh Pervia
they each had thirteen words
Oh Pervia
I couldn't spell ten of them
Oh Pervia
Why don't they flock like birds?

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Oh Pervia
All the bitches here are scammers
Oh Pervia
no one will give me their number
Oh Pervia
they don't wanna share cyber sex
Oh Pervia
Or get nekkid with me on cammers

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Don't forget your friggin taxes.. y'all have gotten lax about paying on time.. do I have to send the Sekret Skwirls after you?

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Wordsofwit

Dec 15 @ 10:08PM  
I'll give you one. That is funny shit right there. Until I opened it and read the whole thing, I suspected a possible BWI suspect!
ynot7769

Dec 15 @ 10:13PM  
theSkwirl

Dec 15 @ 10:14PM  
Ok ya caught me.. I had fudge today.... sugar.. and nuts!!!! I'm wired for sound!
clickedanad2

Dec 15 @ 10:16PM  
dayyyyyyyyyum
I ain'ta never gonna recall
all a dem words at all
so I'll drop a greenie and split
with nutttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
intact
1bunny629

Dec 15 @ 10:18PM  
Ha! ...I met someone off CL. it only took one day! here is your cookie...and I will send ya some nookie when I get caight up!
sugarnspice005

Dec 15 @ 10:24PM  
Now that was good!

I paid my taxes earlier...do I have to pay them again? I think I will anyway, those Sekret Skwirls can be scary!
DarkKnightWalking

Dec 15 @ 10:47PM  
*SNORK!!!*

Sunshine79

Dec 15 @ 10:47PM  
She said nuts.....

Greenie for the anthem!
Blueyesprkln

Dec 15 @ 11:13PM  
Oh no not the sekret Skwirls!!!!! Hurry here's mine!!!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Dec 15 @ 11:17PM  
Beware the Squirrels...
ladybootscooter

Dec 15 @ 11:58PM  
Catchy lil tune there! (great now it'll be stuck in my head for hours) Shiny green thingy to ya!!!
casuallylooking

Dec 16 @ 12:18AM  
You had fudge and didn't share? I would have let you kept the nuts..

I'll be nice and share a green cookie with you anyways... but no nuts....
funnywhapper

Dec 16 @ 12:40AM  
you get an A. tax cheats are everywhere. cause people just wanna get everything
for free. and girls just wanna have fun. they should pay us to come
to this site. ya couldn't pay me to watch. saskwatch.
wtxman

Dec 16 @ 1:11AM  
I have never minded paying taxes; it's just that much of it goes to a war I do not agree with, and now hundreds of Billions of dollars to bail out greedy,mismanaged companies while there are those in this country that can not get basic health care and have problems feeding thier families
borty293

Dec 16 @ 2:15AM  
Do ya have to stand up and give the Pervian Salute.whilst singing.?
Here's you Kudzoo tax and a kiss for my special Skwirlie Girl...
Looking4ever

Dec 16 @ 4:51AM  
Dayum! All that talent in one furry little body...
onehornytoad69

Dec 16 @ 4:58AM  
Cute.... thx for the laugh!
girlcountry

Dec 16 @ 7:31AM  
I shelled pecans last night, does that count as my taxes?

Just in case, not....here's a green cookie!!
dmbchick420

Dec 16 @ 8:55AM  


That was hilarious!!!!!
max49

Dec 16 @ 1:01PM  
Brings a tear to my eyes every time I hear it and here's my greenie for the taxes.
theSkwirl

Dec 16 @ 10:18PM  
Do ya have to stand up and give the Pervian Salute.whilst singing.?

Yes, yes you do... you must stand at attention with your left hand clutching your genital area and your right arm upthrust extending only the middle finger. The final chorus is finished with a gyrating hip thrust.
StraddleMyNose

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Dec 17 @ 5:36AM  
Too funny!

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