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Letter To Me From the FBI

posted 12/14/2008 10:50:16 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Yeah...Let me get right back to this guy.........


From: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION" investigation@fbi. gov
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone Number: 1 ( 646 ) 778-3497.


ATTN: BENEFICIARY.


This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents.During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800.000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America.

All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip is US$296.00 which you pay directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram.

Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction from Federal Minister of Finance:


CONTACT INFORMATION FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE.
ATM CARD CENTRE
NAME: MR. EkenBrown Aku.
EMAIL: ekenbrown @ googlemail . com

Contact Mr. Aku of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:

Full Name: .................................................................................................
Address: ..................................................................................................
City: .........................................................................................................
State: ............................................................................
Zip Code: ............................................................................................
Direct Phone Number: ..............................................................................................
Current Occupation: .................................................................................................


Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Aku he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of US$296.00 for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO more delay once you make payment for the Approval Slip to the authorized agent.


Once you have sent the sum of US$296.00 to the agent in charge of this transaction, contact us back immediately for conformation and for our own records.


Should in case you need any more information in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your ATM CARD. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.


Federal Bureau Investigation
Robert S. Mueller Director, FBI
Telephone Number: 1 ( 646 ) 778-3497
HOTLINE:+ 1-206 -426 -6567.

I had to share, this made me laugh..... Especially that they are so brazen to claim they are the FBI!

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Comments:

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sugarnspice005

Dec 14 @ 10:54PM  
Hey! I got the same email the other day! You mean it really isn't the FBI?


Scammers!!! What will they try next? No...don't answer that!
clickedanad2

Dec 14 @ 11:18PM  
dudes and dudettes
be advised
the real transfer has taken place
I'm holding the cash for YOU ! ! ! !
YES YOU ! ! ! ! !
now all ya gotta do to claim your piece of the pie is

gotta go
back soon
remain breathless
details to follow
please post all pertinent personal info
will contact you
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tell no one
they're watching
ynot7769

Dec 14 @ 11:29PM  
We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip is US$296.00 which you pay directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram.

a measly 296?? shit did you mail it yet??
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Dec 15 @ 12:21AM  
beefygoblin

Dec 15 @ 3:44AM  
Wow...now that is illegal. This fuck better be in nigeria or some country that doesn't expedite... pretending to be a federal law enforcement agent... that will get you 10 years of fucking federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison time.


DarkKnightWalking

Dec 15 @ 8:46AM  
What, no one knew the feds used googlemail?

And since they
have thoroughly completed an Investigated

I'm sure it's legit.....
max49

Dec 15 @ 9:08AM  
Hmm I just tried to deposit money into my ATM card and couldn't get it in there. Can anyone tell me how to get my money into an ATM card?
Thenewguy2957

Dec 15 @ 11:40AM  
Wow...now that is illegal. This fuck better be in nigeria or some country that doesn't expedite... pretending to be a federal law enforcement agent... that will get you 10 years of fucking federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison time.

Definately will get these ass-clowns into trouble if they get caught.

Why not forward the email to the Feds with a complaint, if they decide to pursue the matter they have all kinds of devious ways of snaring these guys.

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Letter To Me From the FBI