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SO TRUE…………………..

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about
women over 40:

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away
with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get
a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

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Dec 14 @ 9:28AM  
Here's my Sunday mornin' AMEN! Gotta love Andy

Oh and I would like to add one hornytoad --- sex hormones kicked in high gear after 40 (which most men would consider a plus)

Just sayin

Dec 14 @ 9:38AM  
That was awesome and so so true.......couldn t have been said any better

Dec 14 @ 9:40AM  
Alright Andy Rooney!! And alright horny for passing them on .......... never thought I would be glad to be over forty... kudos to you too!!

Dec 14 @ 9:44AM  
Finally....a man that understands me....

Dec 14 @ 10:19AM  
I unno.. only thing that comes to mind is.. soooooooooo piggy piggy piggy.

Dec 14 @ 11:06AM  
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk, if you are acting like one

That is me

Dec 14 @ 11:10AM  
Andy Rooney Rocks!!!! I love that guy!

Dec 14 @ 11:33AM  
That is so true, and i've been useing the comment about the little sausage for years.

Dec 14 @ 3:15PM  
, by the time it is reciprocal I will be 84 and the guy whose sausage I do decide to invest in will be dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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