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posted 12/13/2008 6:40:39 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

I got this in an email and just wanted to share. It's cute. And if it's a repeat...still not sorry!

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST
The nun teaching Sunday school
was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question,'When
you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'Suzy
raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.'Why do you think
it's your hands, Suzy?'Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold
your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands
first'.'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Johnny raised his
hand and said,'Sister, I think it's your feet'.The nun looked at him with
the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming!'... and if Dad hadn't pinned
her down, we would have lost her'....The Nun fainted.


I hope everyone gets a little chuckle out of this.

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Sunshine79

Dec 13 @ 7:06PM  
OMG......I got tears in my eyes...that was funny!!
zaralyon

Dec 13 @ 7:30PM  
That was funny
mrknowuwell

Dec 13 @ 8:02PM  
theSkwirl

Dec 13 @ 8:24PM  
hmmm in this case I'm goin ass first then.
Looking4ever

Dec 13 @ 8:27PM  
As long as I get laid first...
beefygoblin

Dec 14 @ 5:00AM  
Dammit thats my line.


onehornytoad69

Dec 14 @ 6:13AM  
Cute.. thanks!
As long as I get laid first...
Is that a Plan? If so.. plz include me in it!! Just saying...
zena343

Dec 14 @ 7:01AM  
too cute!

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