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Saturday Morning Humor. Cold Hands

posted 12/13/2008 8:00:38 AM |
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Twoyoung lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic
winter vacation.When they get there, the guy goes out
to chop some wood. When he getsback, he says, "Honey,
my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that
will warm them up."

He does and that warms him up.

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood
and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are
really freezing!"

She says again, "Well put them here between my legs
and warm them up."

He does, and again that warms him up.

Afterdinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood
for the night. When hereturns, he again says, "Honey,
my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't
your EARS ever get cold?"

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girlcountry

Dec 13 @ 8:02AM  
Hmmmm....valid question!!!
onehornytoad69

Dec 13 @ 8:24AM  
my ears stay cold... Wtf?
good one!!
casuallylooking

Dec 13 @ 8:27AM  
Wordsofwit

Dec 13 @ 8:31AM  
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't
your EARS ever get cold?"

No, but my balls are frozen.
Sunshine79

Dec 13 @ 9:50AM  
That was cute!!
zena343

Dec 13 @ 11:54AM  
that is a cute one, lol!!
LilGriz

Dec 13 @ 12:16PM  
Even though I like warming my hands up when they get cold, there's nothing like a good ear rub in the winter to get everything warmed up

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Saturday Morning Humor. Cold Hands