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posted 12/12/2008 5:37:51 PM |
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Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

All of da family, was lay'in on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit

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Dec 12 @ 6:08PM  

Dec 12 @ 6:09PM  
LMAO, glad I don't live in the ghetto no mo'.........That fat watermelon done stile my dog last time he was there...

Greenie for that!!

Dec 12 @ 8:41PM  
Freakin' hilarious!!

Dec 12 @ 8:44PM  

Dec 12 @ 11:33PM  
Damn... I thought Sambo was dead but I guess ever since Tropic Thunder minstrelsy is cool again. You should check out "The Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris. Good stuff in there about folks trying to get a white Santa vs. black Santa.

Dec 13 @ 3:46AM  
You forgot all the chillins who look at there mom and wonder where daddy is and can I have some poppin gum?!!! It is stuffed in her face no matter where she goes, the ho is a poppin and from there her lips go...she asks for mo anything cause she can't get nothing but prgnant on by her own ...while I sit here still breathing,... but it was very slow for I had to get over 7 crimes that been committed by the daddy that birthed them, and he is still looking for another ho. So they make them and leave them to decide on thier own, and the crime that is committed is one I have always told. You can have them but need to teach them for if you dont its the same, we jail them and leave them the same way they came.

Dec 13 @ 5:52AM  

Dec 13 @ 6:56AM  

Dec 13 @ 7:18AM  
Stewie Griffin: I mean, what kind of man would I be if I ran off now?

Brian Griffin: Well, you would be a black man.

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