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posted 12/11/2008 10:41:57 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Yes....you can blame me if some of these are lame.....LOL


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What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!


Why did the Rudolph wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
Because he didn't want to be recognized!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!


Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a "rain"-deer!

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!


When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When its a baby reindeer!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!


Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can't hear you!


What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will "sleigh" you!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!


Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
"Deery" Queen!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
"Elk"-a-seltzer!


How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!


How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!


Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!


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clickedanad2

Dec 11 @ 11:06PM  
if ya can't say
blah-blah-blah
got nuthin'
now I know what I don't want for Christmas
more of these
theSkwirl

Dec 11 @ 11:22PM  
Luna made my head hurt so I'm gonna do the fake a titter behind my hand thing and go lay down.
ynot7769

Dec 12 @ 6:31AM  
max49

Dec 12 @ 8:10AM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 12 @ 9:24AM  

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