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posted 12/10/2008 10:50:10 PM |
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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
know what" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start
cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say "hell" and you say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell, Mom, I
guess I'll have some Cheerio's." WHACK! He flies out of his chair,
tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every

The Mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till
I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet
your fat ass it won't be Cheerio's"

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Dec 11 @ 5:42AM  

Dec 11 @ 7:21AM  

Dec 11 @ 7:24AM  

'Course, I'd have the same reaction if one of my kids did that!!

Dec 11 @ 8:30AM  
I'd make them eat Cheerios for the rest of their damn lives!

Dec 11 @ 3:56PM  

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