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State Motto's - I'm from Jersey...

posted 12/8/2008 8:50:03 PM |
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If electricity comes from electrons...does that mean
that morality comes from morons?


STATE MOTTOS
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic than
Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedy's
Don't Own It--Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our
Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...Well Okay, We're
Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
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Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense from the Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own
State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
Work
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Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?I Got Yer
##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You
Have the Right to an Attorney ...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And
Slackers! But,It's A Dry Rain!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family..Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
scared

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Sunshine79

Dec 8 @ 9:16PM  
LMAO, those were fuckin' funny and pretty much hit the nail on the head.....
Sunshine79

Dec 8 @ 9:18PM  
Tennessee: The Educashun State
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family..Really!

These were the best!
zaralyon

Dec 8 @ 9:41PM  
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

If $20.00 for 1 1/4 LB lobster is cheap I don't want to find out what expensive is! Oh and Ya want some cold weather? Cause we got more than enough.
beefygoblin

Dec 8 @ 9:43PM  
Kansas




New Jersey: Like Ny, but more douche.


theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 9:57PM  
Spotted Owl is pretty tasty especially if you cover it in gravy.

BTW those fuckers will too nest in a barn.. I know this first hand.
beefygoblin

Dec 9 @ 4:15AM  
Skwirl pie...





texastigress

Dec 9 @ 5:40AM  
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic than
Your Honda

I love this one and I'm sure it's true!

[/QUOTE]Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Hmmm...I go to Colorado quite a bit and I don't ski. I just hit the breweries, wineries and meaderies while I'm there.

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
Mosquitoes


Texas can give Minnesota a run for their money on the mosquitoes. At least the mosquito is our state bird!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone


I'm not sure about this one, but it's funny nonetheless!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

There are a lot of cheese cutters in my social circle and I don't mean any of them are from Wisconsin!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are
scared [/quote]
Maybe mrknowuwell needs to check this one out...

=^..^=








texastigress

Dec 9 @ 5:42AM  
Damn! One of these days I will be able to do the quotes without [/quote] showing up!
onehornytoad69

Dec 9 @ 6:32AM  
Good one!
soft_touch938

Dec 9 @ 9:39AM  
I can't pick the one I think is the funniest....they're ALL frikkin' funny! Thanks for my first morning laugh....
StraddleMyNose

Dec 9 @ 4:44PM  
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Damn straight!

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