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posted 12/8/2008 4:40:13 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Trucker pulls into a truck stop on I-95. While gasing up, he notices a little boy by the garage holding a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cat by the tail in the other. As he's watching the kid, he sees the kid throw some M&M's in his mouth, bite the cats tail, and side steps down the wall. After a few minutes of watching him the truck driver approaches the kid and asks "What are you doin?"
The kid tells him, "I wanna be a trucker, so I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and movin' on down the line"

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mrknowuwell

Dec 8 @ 4:50PM  
those kids
beefygoblin

Dec 8 @ 5:12PM  
Ummm how many truckers do you know that you would fuck without making them pay?

No one eats whore pussy...


featherone

Dec 8 @ 5:18PM  
hahahaha
theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 5:20PM  
Ummm how many truckers do you know that you would fuck without making them pay?

Ummm I can think of five or six right off the top of my head. And I'm not a whore.. if I were I wouldn't be broke.
beefygoblin

Dec 8 @ 5:43PM  
I used to work with truckers...and nope, not hot. Sure they are nice guys, but between the diet and the lack of exercise.... whales I tells ya, whales. Slim jims are miss named.



chris801

Dec 8 @ 6:37PM  
geena

Dec 8 @ 7:18PM  
haha read this to Tom
ynot7769

Dec 8 @ 7:44PM  
and oldie but a goodie
straddle_fun

Dec 8 @ 8:16PM  
My Dad was a trucker...now I understand why I love eating pussy....Case closed......
theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 11:03PM  
Not all truckers sit around and pork when they have off time Beefy.. I have known quite a few who are fantastic looking.. some even have six pack abs and I don't mean the kind you get in a bar.

rnj1013

Dec 8 @ 11:18PM  
I has 1/2 keg abs...does that mean I is lots sexier?
beefygoblin

Dec 9 @ 1:05AM  
rnj1013 does kinda look like a trucker...



tassie1

Dec 9 @ 4:53AM  
if ppl looked like their occupation...
what would a gynocoligist look like
onehornytoad69

Dec 9 @ 6:35AM  
cute... thx!
max49

Dec 9 @ 8:30AM  
Kids say the damndest things.
dmbchick420

Dec 9 @ 9:20AM  
LMAO

Beefy...I was married to a trucker and my ex-boyfriend is a trucker. They aren't all fugly looking...trust me!!!

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