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posted 12/7/2008 1:00:07 PM |
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  Blueyesprkln

A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man's heart.

The sobbing goes on and on and he hears the other say: - Oh why? Why did you have to die!? Why did you go? And then he breaks down sobbing again, hitting his head over the headstone, still crying: -Oh why did you die!? Why did you go so soon?

Intringued, the other guy goes to him and says: I'm so sorry for your loss, is there anything I can do for you? Who is the person you are crying over so desperately, he asks, in compassion?

That's my wife's third husband, comes the reply, between sobs. I'm number four.....

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A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.

After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours.

Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.

He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.

After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"

"Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse.
"Look what he did to my tits!"

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featherone

Dec 7 @ 1:02PM  
haha
NightOfOld

Dec 7 @ 1:42PM  

Both good ones. I had not heard either one befor. Greenie 4 You.
MUDSHARK450

Dec 7 @ 2:04PM  
Blueyes if things don't work out in Bama then sell the house buy a ticket for the west coast and do stand up routines in L.A. You are on a role friend.
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 4:09PM  
theSkwirl

Dec 7 @ 5:34PM  
Sunshine79

Dec 7 @ 6:28PM  
LMAO.....
max49

Dec 8 @ 9:09AM  
LMAO,,,

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Two more I'd never heard