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Joke, What would you give for Xmas?

posted 12/7/2008 11:27:46 AM |
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  Blueyesprkln

The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid.
"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.

"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.

The woman frowned icily. "He doesn't really need that. A butler never entertains. He'll get a tie."

The maid grimaced, but said only, "What about a dress for Jenny, the serving girl?"

The woman frowned again. "She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron."

The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing At her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband.

"I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?" the maid replied.

"Of course," the woman replied.

"Then what about three more inches?" said the maid.

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shyone_4u699

Dec 7 @ 11:53AM  
WoW! Gotta love a maid that knows what's happening where she works!! And.....such willingness to help.
MUDSHARK450

Dec 7 @ 12:02PM  
Good one. Are you and Sunshine related?
Lisa46

Dec 7 @ 12:02PM  
okay who was listening at the door?? huh damn a private maids conversation with the lady of the house is suppose to be private!
soft_touch938

Dec 7 @ 3:34PM  
Hmmmmmmm musta been the upstairs maid. I always wanted to be the upstairs maid...........
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 5:29PM  
Sunshine79

Dec 7 @ 6:30PM  
Oh damn!!!

Good one. Are you and Sunshine related?

LMAO.....we might be!
max49

Dec 8 @ 9:06AM  

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Joke, What would you give for Xmas?