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posted 12/6/2008 8:27:02 PM |
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  Blueyesprkln

Maybe this one is new for some of you.


After the baby was born, a Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said in a panicked tone, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. I see no way she can possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Oriental."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

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theSkwirl

Dec 6 @ 8:47PM  
Hah .. almost spit chili on the keyboard.. good one.
budman701

Dec 6 @ 8:47PM  
LMAO....every redhead in the country will be askin, whos my daddy.
Sunshine79

Dec 6 @ 9:44PM  
lmao, RUST.....
casuallylooking

Dec 6 @ 11:06PM  
Definitely didn't expect that one coming........
straightup_9

Dec 7 @ 12:12AM  
Good One.....
Wordsofwit

Dec 7 @ 3:44AM  
Happy Pearl Harbor Day!
sue1968

Dec 7 @ 7:48AM  
LMAO
I LOVED IT
Blueyesprkln

Dec 7 @ 11:02AM  
Just wanted to thank everyone for commenting on my joke. I appreciate it.
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 5:26PM  

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