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posted 12/6/2008 8:38:22 AM |
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend


the night with her for $500. They did their thing,


and, before he left, he told her that he did


not have any cash with him, but he would have his


secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling


the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'


On the way to the office, he regretted what he had


done, realizing that the whole event had not been


worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check


for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

>>

'Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your

apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,

because when I rented the place, I was under the

impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home..

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a

beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you

know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of

regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture

to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, please send the rent in full, or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.

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Wordsofwit

Dec 6 @ 8:51AM  
I am a backslider, I admit it. But I am so sick of old stale jokes, and this one is older than you. Hell, I heard it in high school and a hundred times since. ZZZZZZ. If it is new to people, than I ask where have they been living or reading. Anyone with an email account can't help but get this five or six times since Clinton was in office.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 6 @ 8:54AM  
I am a backslider, I admit it. But I am so sick of old stale jokes, and this one is older than you. Hell, I heard it in high school and a hundred times since. ZZZZZZ. If it is new to people, than I ask where have they been living or reading. Anyone with an email account can't help but get this five or six times since Clinton was in office.

Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...
Lisa46

Dec 6 @ 11:20AM  
I don't care how old it is! I've not heard it in ages so hush up Bruce and enjoy the humor
Sunshine79

Dec 6 @ 12:14PM  
Smart chica!
1bunny629

Dec 6 @ 2:15PM  
I love this joke. It makes me want to rent my apartment just to see what kinda rate I would get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chocolatemilf

Dec 6 @ 8:48PM  
I liked it too Stradd.........(said the Brooklyn Brownstone)

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