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Tequila Christmas Cookies

posted 12/4/2008 8:35:19 AM |
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  dmbchick420

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Tequila Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tbsp. lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so,
try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to

put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

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ynot7769

Dec 4 @ 8:50AM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 4 @ 8:55AM  
Don’t forget to beat off the turner


good one..thx!
texastigress

Dec 4 @ 9:24AM  
One tr
texastigress

Dec 4 @ 9:25AM  
One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

!
texastigress

Dec 4 @ 9:28AM  
One tr

Oops! One too many!
Lisa46

Dec 4 @ 9:49AM  
I knew I dun't like tekilla for a reason
mrknowuwell

Dec 4 @ 10:41AM  
thank god it was not rum..............
theSkwirl

Dec 4 @ 10:46AM  
heheheh
Looking4ever

Dec 4 @ 10:54AM  
My favorite poison all all...with a beer chaser.
straddle_fun

Dec 4 @ 11:32AM  
...Not thats the Christmas Spirit...
Sunshine79

Dec 4 @ 12:34PM  
Sunshine would be ing....LMAO
chris801

Dec 4 @ 1:27PM  
ahhh!!!! TEQUILLA !!!!!!!! I'm in!!!!!! El MA'YOR
1bunny629

Dec 4 @ 1:49PM  
that was a tickler!!!!!!!!
ynot7769

Dec 4 @ 3:04PM  
i'm sorry i'm too tequilaed to drink cookies...errrr bake you a drink...errrrr sumpin like that anywho
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Dec 4 @ 4:20PM  
bobbierob

Dec 4 @ 4:47PM  
LMAO...................thats awesome!!!

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