Oh by the way I am up for adoption.
Do ya do windowz and warsh deeshes?
I'm happy you got your new toy from an old man
I'll have you know, yer only as old as ya feel...
Quick, somebody feel me...
( now where the fuck did I put my damn walker this time? Not hard to spot, it's the one all chrome, with mag wheels, boomer stereo and custom exhaust... )
*Hobbles off to do some kinda major evilness to make up for this stuff... *