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Semen makes women happier.

Researchers at the state University of New York have found a strong link between happiness and semen. Women whose partners never used condoms were found to be happier generally than those whose partners used condoms and those who were not having sex at all. Apparently semen is a pretty potent punch containing several "mood-altering hormones, including testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinising hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins. Some of these have been detected in a women's blood within hours of exposure to semen."

The authors of the study stressed that they are not condoning unprotected sex. "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."

They also suggest that the hormones could be absorbed in oral sex. So there are other ways apparently to get the buzz. Of course now mysogenists everywhere will attempt to use this scientific evidence to pursuade their unwilling girlfriends to chug their salty jizm. Hmmm, and ignorant jackasses will probably start preaching that those angry feminists just need a little sperm shake, twice a day to brighten their dispositions. Why did I post this?!!

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Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 7:34PM  
I love sprem shake's!
Juggalette

Dec 3 @ 8:09PM  
yup i love me sum baby-batter too ahaha
Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 8:50PM  
Where the fuck is everyone??

Dammit all, I know I'm not the only one that loves cum for God's Sake!!!

Cum on my face, cum on my tits, cum on my ass, cum on my tummy, cum in my mouth.....I LOVE THE STUFF.....

Thank God I don't have my own penis.....LMAO!
needsomenow83

Dec 3 @ 10:00PM  
Why did I post this?!!

Thinking out loud perhaps ?

Latent desire for some of "the good stuff" ?

Inject [I play with words, it's a specialty] some intelligence into the AMD imaginarium. ?

Celebration of "the good stuff" ?

Either way, I love ya for it. Need [see ?] more like ya'. Current record of pops in one day ? = 5

Clearly [heh more word play] I have just as much of an affinity in making the stuff, as you ladies have in the stuff itself

Gotta make it sound ambiguously like drugs just in case the "ewwww police" need to fill their quota.

needsomenow83

Dec 3 @ 10:04PM  
Cum on my face, cum on my tits, cum on my ass, cum on my tummy, cum in my mouth.....I LOVE THE STUFF.....

.......Yes ma'am

...... Yes, please

...... HELL YEAH

....... yes please

....... and you don't have to ask twice.

*begins pulling on my beard*

aftershox

Dec 3 @ 10:09PM  
True, You aren;t the only one who luvs cum. It really is wonderful stuff.

Cum on my face, cum on my tits, cum on my ass, cum on my tummy, cum in my mouth

In me or on me anywhere. Yeah!
rnj1013

Dec 3 @ 10:33PM  
sign me up sunshine we're close enough to each other to make you happy
clickedanad2

Dec 3 @ 11:14PM  
I got "stuff" I can donate
just sayin'
Imyourman1

Dec 4 @ 1:20AM  
lol I wuz thinking that wuz kinda common knowledge but it sure does work on her happy place ,more so if it is taken in the morning even more enjoyed sometimes as a mans diet has the ability to "flavor" it in some men. keep up on those sweets boyz.....
mrknowuwell

Dec 4 @ 2:55AM  
WTF?????
southerngent64

Dec 4 @ 4:41AM  
Shooting a load of semen tends to make men happier, too!

Listen to HWC by Liz Phair. Just listen....
Looking4ever

Dec 4 @ 6:19AM  
Listen to HWC by Liz Phair. Just listen....

It's my beauty secret...

Listen to HWC here....
southerngent64

Dec 4 @ 6:58AM  
Thanks, L4E! Luv ya, babe!
Looking4ever

Dec 4 @ 7:26AM  
Thanks, L4E! Luv ya, babe!

Seems to be the morning for that!

I posted the video for the song some time back. Finally someone knows the song. Cracked me up the first time I heard it.
max49

Dec 4 @ 9:02AM  
Well I have plenty to donate hehehe. Any takers?
dmbchick420

Dec 4 @ 9:09AM  
I think it should be titled, "Men are happier with women that like semen".

I'm not afraid of it....I'll swallow it, but it's not like I would be having a semen shake or anything....it don't taste that damn good!

Oh yeah....guys eat pineapple...it makes your shit taste sweet
StraddleMyNose

Dec 4 @ 4:30PM  
Yep, mine has always made kim and other women very happy.
bobbierob

Dec 4 @ 4:44PM  
All this time, I thought it was the delivery method that counted.... I guess I was wrong!
ynot7769

Dec 5 @ 5:03AM  
well i love her so yano i'll do my part to keep her happy and healthy
Thenewguy2957

Dec 5 @ 9:54AM  
Just as an FYI, I am a semen producer so....
xquseme

Dec 5 @ 10:32AM  
Listen to HWC by Liz Phair. Just listen....
Oh my! How do you really feel?!? Well, OK, if you insist...

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