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posted 12/3/2008 4:58:57 PM |
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  Blueyesprkln

I don't know if anyone has ever heard this one before, I hadn't until it came in a Joke page today.

The Tiny Weenie?!


A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of the hospital's more attractive nurses.

While manipulating the man's body they noted that the word "tiny" was tattooed on the head of his wiener.

Some months after the man's discharge, Mary, one of the nurses, told Joan, the other, that she had dated their former patient.

"How could you go out with a man that had 'tiny' tattooed on his love stick?" exclaimed Joan.

"How could I indeed!" said Mary. "It said 'tiny' when it was soft, but when aroused, it spelled: 'Tiny's Delicatessen & Catering Service. We deliver at all times, twenty-four hours a day!'"

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max49

Dec 3 @ 5:23PM  
Good God woman!!! A tool that big would kill a person but that is some funny stuff right there.
ynot7769

Dec 3 @ 6:32PM  
Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 7:33PM  
LMAO, that's cute!
theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 7:39PM  
lol reminds me of the wendy joke.
Blueyesprkln

Dec 3 @ 9:24PM  
Thank all of you for commenting and laughing at my little funny.
straddle_fun

Dec 3 @ 10:19PM  
..ok who turned me in...
1bunny629

Dec 4 @ 2:26AM  
...I am kinda embarrassed to ask, but...can I have his number?

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