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How Time Flies.......

posted 12/3/2008 2:33:22 PM |
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  straightup_9

OK, Here I sit, another day shot in the ass, and the time has come for me to get ready and head out for NY.....

Before I go, I decided to post a little jokie-poo for your entertainment...

My standard re-post disclaimer applies........

Joe and his wife were having a card game with Carol and her husband, one evening.
Joe accidently dropped a card, and when he leaned over to pick it up, he happened to notice Carol was sitting there with no panties on, and legs spread wide...
Embarrassed, he sat up, and noticed Carol smiling wickedly at him.
This flustered Joe so much, he excused himself and went into the kitchen to get a drink....
Just as he started to calm down, Carol walked in....."Did you like what you saw?" she asked.
"Yes, I did" Joe replied.
"Would you like to have some of that?" Said Carol.
"Y_Y_Yes, I would" Stammered Joe.
"Well, then, come over to my house anytime you like, but I must tell you, I charge $500.00"
"WOW...That's a lot of money"
"Yes, but trust me, it's worth it...."

A few days later, Joe knocked on Carol's door....
"Here's the $500.00 ", says Joe.
"OK, Let's get started!!!" said Carol

They spent the next 4 hours fucking, in almost every way imaginiable....

Finally exhausted, they collapsed on the bed.....And about that time, the phone rang.....

Carol picked up the phone, and discovered her husband on the other end...

"Has Joe been there?"...He asked...

This took Carol totally by suprise, and before she thought, she blurted out "Yes, he has, he just left."

"Good!", said her husband "He borrowed $500.00 from me yesterday, and said he'd drop it off to you today......"

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theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 2:37PM  
Go Joe!!!
Blueyesprkln

Dec 3 @ 3:56PM  
Joe borrowed from my ex too, he can come by tonight to give it to me.
Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 4:46PM  
tHAT'S ONE SMART FRIEND!!
missweet

Dec 3 @ 5:02PM  
Smart guy!
max49

Dec 3 @ 5:07PM  

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