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10 Sayings At Christmas That Sound Dirty......

posted 12/3/2008 12:37:01 PM |
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  Sunshine79

But aren't.....LMAO!!

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

LMAO.....add on anymore you can think of!

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dmbchick420

Dec 3 @ 12:58PM  


Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

Not dirty, I know, but I thought it was cute
onehornytoad69

Dec 3 @ 1:15PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Dec 3 @ 1:21PM  
Can I get another piece of your pie?

Lotta meat on that turkey.

I stuffed that bird good, lookit them juices spillin out.

Can I have leftover stuffing?

Those are some sweet yams...




dmbchick420

Dec 3 @ 1:34PM  
Oh yeah...btw...I posted a song called "Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas" in the video section
Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 1:45PM  
I stuffed that bird good, look it them juices spillin out.

LMAO, that's a good one!!!
mrknowuwell

Dec 3 @ 2:29PM  
u wanna open it at midnight??? or wait til morning
chris801

Dec 3 @ 2:47PM  
sit on my lap and tell me what a good girl you have been
theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 2:52PM  
Let's tie a ribbon on it and make it look more festive!
hot4you120

Dec 3 @ 3:32PM  
your balls are to close spread them apart.
its to fat to fit in try trimming away the excess bush.
so mom whens the big guy coming down the old chimney
keepinganeyeout

Dec 3 @ 4:04PM  
Its so big that it makes all the others look small
casuallylooking

Dec 3 @ 4:45PM  
The blue balls look pretty on it.
aftershox

Dec 3 @ 10:11PM  
Nice package!
bobbierob

Dec 4 @ 4:55PM  

How about, Lets sit on his face until he melts!! (Kids on snowmen)



Which reminds me, whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snowballs!!!



Pete Schweaty
cottoncandydragon

Dec 8 @ 12:53AM  
His ornaments are hanging a little low.

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