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10 Sayings At Christmas That Sound Dirty......

posted 12/3/2008 12:37:01 PM |
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But aren't.....LMAO!!

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

LMAO.....add on anymore you can think of!

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Dec 3 @ 12:58PM  

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.

Not dirty, I know, but I thought it was cute

Dec 3 @ 1:15PM  

Dec 3 @ 1:21PM  
Can I get another piece of your pie?

Lotta meat on that turkey.

I stuffed that bird good, lookit them juices spillin out.

Can I have leftover stuffing?

Those are some sweet yams...


Dec 3 @ 1:34PM  
Oh yeah...btw...I posted a song called "Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas" in the video section

Dec 3 @ 1:45PM  
I stuffed that bird good, look it them juices spillin out.

LMAO, that's a good one!!!

Dec 3 @ 2:29PM  
u wanna open it at midnight??? or wait til morning

Dec 3 @ 2:47PM  
sit on my lap and tell me what a good girl you have been

Dec 3 @ 2:52PM  
Let's tie a ribbon on it and make it look more festive!

Dec 3 @ 3:32PM  
your balls are to close spread them apart.
its to fat to fit in try trimming away the excess bush.
so mom whens the big guy coming down the old chimney

Dec 3 @ 4:04PM  
Its so big that it makes all the others look small

Dec 3 @ 4:45PM  
The blue balls look pretty on it.

Dec 3 @ 10:11PM  
Nice package!

Dec 4 @ 4:55PM  

How about, Lets sit on his face until he melts!! (Kids on snowmen)

Which reminds me, whats the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?


Pete Schweaty

Dec 8 @ 12:53AM  
His ornaments are hanging a little low.

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