mrknowuwell
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Dec 3 @ 11:27AM
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goin 2 take a cold shower now.................. 
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Wordsofwit
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Dec 3 @ 11:31AM
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Mine is fucked up!
My Secret Fantasy
It always starts out the same. We're out on a date, dining on chocolate -- a known aphrodisiac. You start looking kind of dicked and suddenly I'm feeling extremely came. We race home and tear off our pants, and we climb up on the toilet. You start dicking me with a -- which is actually strangely erotic. Then, you get out my pocket pussy and the feelings are so intense, I actually start creaming. Afterwards, we curl up on the bar and fall into a long, spewed sleep.
So, that's my secret fantasy -- although I guess it's not a secret anymore. Wanna come over and make it come true?
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Sunshine79
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Dec 3 @ 11:54AM
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Here' mine:
My Sexy Dream
Dear Dude,
I had such a Erotic dream about you last night! We were at the Ocean, only we were both naked, which was weird. So then we started humping but you said, "Wait! I forgot to bring a cat." Suddenly, in walks George Clooney and you yelled "Big black boots, long brown hair!, " and we all start sitting like crazy. Then a parade of cars went marching by. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy, but I did wake up this morning feeling really pretty. It just goes to show, that's what happens when you eat a watermelons before bedtime!
Love,
Sunshine
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Looking4ever
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Dec 3 @ 12:24PM
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Dear Squirrel:
You are cordially invited to come over to my front seat of the car next Friday night to celebrate Penquin Appreciation Day. I would like to start out with a little washing of my hair, maybe some champagne, and then maybe move on to dessert: the back of your neck. (Did I mention it's just going to be the two of us?) The dress code is casual; I'd really like to see you in nothing but a biking jersey. I do hope you can attend, as I've been kissing all week in anticipation. If you're lucky, I'll even put on my platypus costume and do a little dance for you. You don't have to bring a thing, just yourself and maybe some pigtails in case things get really frisky. Who knows?
Love, L4E
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Looking4ever
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Dec 3 @ 12:40PM
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I just had to do another!
Erotic Astrology: Aquarius
You are sensual, playful and amorous and you're known for your antics in the living room! Originally the symbol for your sign was a knee, which means you're not only rug burned but you really love mouths as well.
You may seem like Superman when you're out on the town, but when you get home you're an absolute lynx in the bedroom.
You're irresistibly attractive to almost everybody, but when you get together with a Scorpio watch out, because the sparks are sure to fly! In fact a Aquarius/Scorpio union almost always results in bathing together for hours!
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theSkwirl
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Dec 3 @ 1:21PM
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L4E baby.. I'm on my waaaaaaaaay! See ya in July!
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Looking4ever
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Dec 3 @ 1:25PM
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L4E baby.. I'm on my waaaaaaaaay! See ya in July!
It's the platypus costume, isn't it?
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dmbchick420
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Dec 3 @ 1:32PM
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It's the platypus costume, isn't it?
LMAO 
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max49
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Dec 3 @ 1:44PM
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Trick or Treat!
I can't wait for Halloween this year -- last year was so much fun! When I came home from Florida, my sweetie told me she'd planned a special surprise for me -- a very sexy game of Trick or Treat!
First, she took me to the dining room, where she slowly took off all my clothes and blindfolded me with a black silk scarf. She sat me down on the table and said, "trick or treat?" I thought about it for a minute and said, "treat!" She placed a forkful of sweet, dark chocolate cake on my dick, then licked it off and fed some to me from her mouth.
Then she asked me again, "trick or treat?" This time, I said "trick." She gave me a long, slow kiss. I was beginning to really like this game! For my next treat, she slipped a tomato between my lips, then for my treat, she kissed my balls. I was really getting hot!
We went on like that for what seemed like days, switching back and forth between delicious treats (including a glass of Kool aid, which she poured all over me and then licked off) and naughty tricks. Finally, she asked me if I was ready for one last treat. "Yes," I said, almost screaming. She led me over to the sofa, where we made love all night. Needless to say, it was the best Halloween ever! This year, it's my turn to be the sexy trickster!
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girlcountry
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Dec 3 @ 1:58PM
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My Dream vacation.....weird!!
There's nothing like a vacation to stir romance, and I have a secret dream of whisking you away to Aruba. Just picture this! During our flight, we sneak off to the cockpit to have sex, but are interrupted by a flight attendant passing out stairs. Upon arrival, we are greeted by a group of locals who do their traditional tribal greeting dance and present us with a cockring -- a sign of friendship. We spend the first afternoon lying out on the air where we drink frozen daiquiris and you seductively rub rum and coke on my back. We're feeling kind of blearily, so we tip the waiter six tires (which is what they use for currency here) and then head off to our room. Luckily, you remember to pack lots of trees, which always gets me in the mood. Then we stay up half the night looking but we don't even care! Because, as they say, what happens in Aruba stays in Aruba!
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