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posted 12/3/2008 9:36:34 AM |
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  Lisa46

> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I slam danced with
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbour
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama
>
> What is the last number of the year you were born:
> 1--------- In my car
> 2 --------- On your car
> 3 ----------- In a hole
> 4 ----------- Under your bed
> 5 ----------- Riding a Motercycle
> 6 --------- sliding down a hill
> 7 --------- in an elevator
> 8---------- at the dinner table
> 9 -------- In line at the bank
> 0 -------- in your bathroom
>
> Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I'm cool like that
>
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>
> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!

I received this early today and thought I'd share with all my friends Its cute and funny and now you wanna know what I am???

I licked a noodle in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help! humm what kinda noodle is in your bathroom you guys

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dmbchick420

Dec 3 @ 9:44AM  
I loved a fireman riding a motorcycle because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

A fireman riding a motorcycle....RAWR

rescueremedy

Dec 3 @ 9:47AM  
Mine isn`t nice .....

Can i change my birthday ....
RevDocLove

Dec 3 @ 9:57AM  
I loved my sister sliding down a hill
because I'm sexy and do what I want!!!
Good thing y'all my sisters
rescueremedy

Dec 3 @ 10:00AM  
Doc ...let`s slide together ....
ynot7769

Dec 3 @ 10:01AM  
I jumped on a ninja in your bathroom because I can't control myself!
ummm..ok..sounds like me
Blueyesprkln

Dec 3 @ 10:02AM  
I smelled a fireman in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want. Ok.....when can this start, and who's bathroom, just how far am I gonna have to travel to get this thing started?
max49

Dec 3 @ 10:15AM  
I slam danced with a llama in your bathroom because I'm sexy and do what I want.
keepinganeyeout

Dec 3 @ 10:18AM  
I jumped on
a baseball bat
at the dinner table
because the voices told me to.
Sunshine79

Dec 3 @ 10:20AM  
I had lunch with a llama in line at a bank because I'm a ninja!
onehornytoad69

Dec 3 @ 10:40AM  
I danced with
my best friends' boyfriend
In line at the bank
because I'm sexy and I do what I want
thats just Wrong!!!
thx Lady!
Looking4ever

Dec 3 @ 10:48AM  
I loved a birdbath under your bed because I am cool like that.

WTF?
soft_touch938

Dec 3 @ 10:49AM  
I sang to a smurf under your bed because......??? I'm wearing a multi-colored nightgown so I don't know why I do what I do...sorta like real life....
ynot7769

Dec 3 @ 10:55AM  
I slam danced with a ninja In line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want
da' mrs^^ ....mmmm sounds bout right to me
casuallylooking

Dec 3 @ 11:08AM  
I yelled at a goat, in line at the bank because the voices told me to....

But, but the voices told me to never tell anyone about them....



good one Lisa...
Wordsofwit

Dec 3 @ 11:25AM  
Mine makes sense:
I jumped on Chuck Norris in my car because I'm a ninja.
MUDSHARK450

Dec 3 @ 11:32AM  
I licked a surfer(girl, I hope ) Riding a Motercycle because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>
Hey Lisa is you a surfer???
Lisa46

Dec 3 @ 12:10PM  
I hope everyone has had as much fun as me with this! and umm steve I really don't think you can jump that high but if ya wanna try have the Mrs. take a picture for us
alybai42

Dec 3 @ 12:43PM  
I loved a banana In a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.




theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 1:06PM  
I smelled a stuffed animal in a hole, because I think I need some serious help.

(and cuz Straddle the first dared me)
onehornytoad69

Dec 3 @ 1:07PM  
I loved a banana In a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader
Ahhhhhhhh
missweet

Dec 3 @ 2:20PM  
I licked a squirrel under your bed because I can!

Sorry Skwirl I hope that wasn't you!

Who's bed was I under and what drugs did I take?
MUDSHARK450

Dec 3 @ 2:36PM  
What's wrong with licking Skwirl under the bed? Maybe she will come out and return the favor.
theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 3:54PM  
Wow... whose bed was I under?
missweet

Dec 3 @ 5:00PM  
Thats the same thing I want to know

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