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A Man's Perfect Date.........LMAO!!!

posted 12/1/2008 7:57:28 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Ok....this is pretty bad....but I had to share.....

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Don't blame me if you think it's lame....just leave a greenie and walk away!

Ready??

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A man is sitting in a bar and every so often he pours a little beer on his hand. The bartender seeing this asks him what hes doing?
































He replies, "Getting my date drunk."

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rnj1013

Dec 1 @ 8:03PM  
thats alcohol abuse.....you should just dip your hand in the beer before "dating" it
1bunny629

Dec 1 @ 8:10PM  
I got my pussy drunk one time...she was so fucked up she choked! I had to call 911 for some mouth to puss ressesitation!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMS didn't seem to have a problem with it!
theSkwirl

Dec 1 @ 8:18PM  
heheheh I dunno which is funnier.. the joke or Bunny's response.. I give em both two thumbs up!
whisperingcomet

Dec 1 @ 8:28PM  
OMG....all of ya'll are nuts...but I love ya for it
ynot7769

Dec 1 @ 8:30PM  
and yup skwirl...sometimes the comments all but rival the blog
1bunny629

Dec 1 @ 8:43PM  
Sunshine and her funnies brings the best out of me!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh Sunshine!!!
sugarnspice005

Dec 1 @ 9:19PM  
I think I saw that man's brother at a bar around here!

Good one.
paladin1aa

Dec 1 @ 9:36PM  
onehornytoad69

Dec 2 @ 12:21AM  
Thx
mrknowuwell

Dec 2 @ 2:45AM  
i use the cheap stuff.....werks faster
texastigress

Dec 2 @ 6:20AM  
Thanks for the chuckle, Sunshine!
Wordsofwit

Dec 2 @ 8:16AM  
I had to call 911 for some mouth to puss ressesitation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once got called for that duty, but my nose told me it was too late as it had been dead for quite some time.


1bunny629

Dec 2 @ 12:54PM  
Ouch Bruce...that's sad I am going to have to give you the number to call for Perky Pussy's...it is close to the 911 number, but a hair off! I think it's time your nose discovered something fresh and ready!
ynot7769

Dec 2 @ 12:57PM  
@bunny n bruce
dmbchick420

Dec 2 @ 1:50PM  
LMAO....Perky Pussy....is that like a strip club or something?? That's one funny bunny
geena

Dec 2 @ 2:19PM  
there you go it,

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