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The Nun and the Hippie

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A hippie gets on a bus and proceeds to sit across from a Nun in
the front seat. Through her heavy head piece he just spots a
glimmer of her face. Gorgeous!

She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she has a truly
phenomenal body.

The hippie gets more and more excited until he finally
approaches the nun and says "Sister, I don't normally do this
sort of thing, but I'm very attracted to you. Can we get
together some time?"

The Nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets
off at the next stop.

When the bus starts on its way the bus driver says to the
hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to
have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus
driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun
goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord.

"With your long hair and beard," said the bus driver "you could
dress in white robes, tell her you're Jesus and command her to
have sex with you."

Well the Hippie decides to try this out, so that Tuesday he goes
to the cemetery and waits for the nun.

Right on schedule the nun shows up. When she's in the middle of
praying the hippie walks out from hiding, wearing a hooded white
robe. "I am the Son of God, I have heard your prayers and I will
answer them, but you must have sex with me first."

The nun is flabbergasted but says she will concede to his wishes
with one condition - she asks for anal sex so she might keep her
virginity.

The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about going to work
on the nun.

After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his hood and shouts out,

"Ha ha, I'm the hippie!!"

The nun replies by whipping off her hood and shouting,

"Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"

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max49

Dec 1 @ 2:26PM  
sugarnspice005

Dec 1 @ 2:32PM  
girlcountry

Dec 1 @ 4:03PM  
missweet

Dec 1 @ 4:17PM  
Heard it before but its still funny!
funnywhapper

Dec 1 @ 5:09PM  
that joke cracked the cheeks of my ass.
i met four nuns in training at big sur
on easter vacation, 1969. they
were swimming nude in the river
right in front of me. one, yelled
to me to jump in. i leaped as
fast i could, thrilled to death.
and the stupid jewish guy
i was with on the vacation,
told me no. what a bastard.
then later on i met her
when i went to a nunnery
to a special program.
she said, hail terry, blessed art thou among women,
i said, back, do you swim. so we renewed old vows
together. we were gonna get married, but i didn't
have enuff money, the lord god had more.
straddle_fun

Dec 1 @ 7:14PM  


Here's another version

Subject: The cabbie & the Nun


A cabbie picks up a Nun

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:

'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,

'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,

'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!!


Jim
onehornytoad69

Dec 2 @ 12:25AM  
good one...thx!!!

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