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Pregnant Turkey...JOKE

posted 11/30/2008 12:37:17 PM |
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A friend sent me this and although Thanksgiving is over, I thought I would still share it... I did however change "one little word " in the story...

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!' At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S A BRUNETTE!!


To be honest, I think this joke is rather lame...but I'm bored.. and can you imagine doing this to someone??

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onehornytoad69

Nov 30 @ 2:35PM  

straddle_fun

Nov 30 @ 3:08PM  
...I have to try that next year...Here's another last min Turkey Joke...

POP CORN TURKEY


Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
> stuffing -imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was
> perfect for people like me who just are not sure how to tell when
> poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
>
> 10-12 lb. turkey
> 1 cup melted butter
> 1 bag stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
> 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
> Salt/pepper to taste *
> *
> Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt,
> and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan
> with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping
> sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird
> flies across the room, it's done. *
> *
> And you thought I couldn't cook...* *
theSkwirl

Nov 30 @ 6:28PM  
*snort* hmmmm.. I wonder if my daughter's boyfriend would fall for that.. almost be worth cookin the bird to find out.
Sunshine79

Nov 30 @ 9:44PM  
I probably woulda cried too!!
ynot7769

Nov 30 @ 9:51PM  
Skwirl if it works. i want pix
StraddleMyNose

Dec 1 @ 2:46AM  
Never heard this one before!
max49

Dec 1 @ 9:17AM  

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