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posted 11/30/2008 11:55:48 AM |
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  StraddleMyNose

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was
such a
good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.

'Well actually, yes, I do.', she exclaimed..

'Does it hurt you?' he asked.

'No. I rather like it.'

'Well, then,' the doctor continued,
'there's no reason that you shouldn't
practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long
as you take care not to
get pregnant.'

The woman was mystified....'What? You can get
pregnant from anal sex?''

'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do
you think politicians come from'?

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zaralyon

Nov 30 @ 12:03PM  
Good one I always wondered where they came from..
onehornytoad69

Nov 30 @ 12:04PM  
good one..thx!
rnj1013

Nov 30 @ 12:06PM  
oh shit....I think I may be responsible for a lot of our politicians then
soft_touch938

Nov 30 @ 12:11PM  
I didn't see that punchline comin'....thanks for the laugh straddle....
casuallylooking

Nov 30 @ 12:29PM  
StraddleMyNose

Nov 30 @ 12:36PM  
Thanks, guys!
clickedanad2

Nov 30 @ 1:45PM  
this gets you a greenie
thanks for the grin
and
I shared so
lots of others are enjoying it too
straddle_fun

Nov 30 @ 2:56PM  
now where do Lawyers come from....
lunanegra

Nov 30 @ 4:16PM  
That's how that Dookiestain guy came into the world. True story.
Sunshine79

Nov 30 @ 9:42PM  
LMAO, that was great!
aftershox

Nov 30 @ 10:53PM  
I happen to have a date tomorrow,,, and he just loves anal.

I think I will have a joke to share when we are all luvvey duvvey and cuddley afterwards...

A greenie cuz I usually never have a joke to tell.
geena

Dec 1 @ 5:16AM  
he's back.


max49

Dec 1 @ 9:13AM  

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