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posted 11/29/2008 9:12:36 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Ok.....so, I think everyone here could use a good laugh. I found a few things and hope you all enjoy them too!

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Sex



The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'




Church



A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'




Pancakes



Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.



After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'


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NightOfOld

Nov 29 @ 9:34PM  

You always make me laugh Darling. Kudo

bigman9624

Nov 29 @ 9:51PM  
cute ....greenie for ya
theSkwirl

Nov 29 @ 9:51PM  
ahhh yeah pancakes.. I gotta go cook now.
chris801

Nov 29 @ 9:59PM  
onehornytoad69

Nov 29 @ 10:25PM  

I gotta go cook now.
straddle_fun

Nov 29 @ 11:35PM  
I never liked pancakes...My wife just asked me what I wanted for Breakfast seeing how all our company left...I just stated pancakes...she's still puzzled...

Thanks for the great laugh's...
straddle_fun

Nov 29 @ 11:47PM  
Speaking of Church::

On holiday in Europe, Bert noticed a marble column in a church
in Rome with a golden telephone on it.

As a young priest passed by, Bert asked who the telephone was for.
The priest told him it was a direct line to Heaven, and if he'd like to
call, it would be a thousand dollars.

Bert was amazed, but declined the offer.

Throughout Europe Bert kept seeing the same golden telephone on
a marble column. At each, he asked about it and the answer was
always the same: a direct line to Heaven and he could call for a
thousand dollars.

Bert finished his tour in Ireland .. He decided to attend Mass
at a local village church. When he walked in the door he noticed the
golden telephone, but underneath it there was a sign stating:

DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN 25 CENTS......


"Father," he said I have been all over Europe and in all the
cathedrals I visited, I've seen tel phones exactly like this one but the price is always a thousand dollars.




The priest smiled and said, "Son, You're in Ireland now, it's a local
call.



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