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posted 11/29/2008 5:37:38 PM |
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's okay, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.

11. (Giggling and pointing)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it will grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the
cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other
talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

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onehornytoad69

Nov 29 @ 5:44PM  
OUCH!!!! Good one...thx!!!
straddle_fun

Nov 29 @ 5:55PM  
Guess I'm lucky..never had any of those comments sent my way...but thay are good...
theSkwirl

Nov 29 @ 6:06PM  
31. No wonder you got divorced in small claims court.
TastyCupcake

Nov 29 @ 6:09PM  
31. No wonder you got divorced in small claims court.

LMBO!!!
Sunshine79

Nov 29 @ 7:36PM  
LMAO, those were fuckin' great!!!!
headhunter7722

Nov 30 @ 12:12AM  
<-----------just licks his eyebrows and laughs..........

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